Oh Tyra!

This is from the daytime Emmy's this past weekend. I didn't post it sooner, because I had no idea what to say............I still don't. I would love to give some cute, contructive tip on how to fix the little detail which made this awful. But, that little detail is not so little at all. It's more of a complete, all emcompassing flub. Besides looking like a giant bowl of monochromatic oatmeal, she's doing it in a really bad, lace front wig (in an even worse color).

Please don't misunderstand, I LOOOOOOOVVVE me some Tyra "smile with your eyes" Banks! She beautiful, and smart, business savvy and an inspiration to women with "real" bodies. But man if she didn't miss the mark with this one.

Ms. Tyra,
Next time, forget the eyes; SMILE WITH YOUR OUTFIT.

Sincerely,
Randi Astrid

Beat Down! Melody from PCD

1. Loose the hat quick, it makes your head look big. Full, long, loose curls would have directed attention toward that great neckline
2. Why must we use red accents for everything??? Here's a fashion freebie: Try purple or green accessories to accent basic fits. The colors definitely stand out and frankly red has been played to death.
3. Those shoes are huge problem. Too Pollyanna meets prostitute. You have fab legs.......an open toe sandal with a thicker ankle strap or a sleek pump would have been far more complimentary for the outfit and season.

Now, let's remember even the most talented stylist can only do so much. While, these suggestions would help immensely, they will not mask the fact that the dress is tragically outdated (thick stripes are so spring 06'). Mel, you're super beautiful and talented, stick to the singing/dancing thing and let a professional handle the wardrobe from now on!

Hate to do it but, you've just been beat!
Randi Astrid