Please stop already!

Okay, I'm done. This is all starting to seem like a huge publicity stunt and I'm so far beyond annoyed I'm developing a U-shaped rash!!

Apparently, Usher and the celebrity stylist who cant dress herself are together and we're all a bunch of numb nuts for thinking any different. This is them, entering the Mondrian hotel in NY this morning.

Ugghhhhh,

Randi Astrid

No Shit!

Usher and the old chick cancelled their Saturday afternoon wedding just hours before its scheduled start time. While no official reason was given for the cancellation, sources close to the couple told PEOPLE that Ushers' mothers disapproval, Tameka's recently uncovered criminal record, and whether to serve bar-b-que or catered cuisine were at issue (lmao at bar-b-que!!). Publicists for the couple would not comment on whether the two remained engaged or even together.

Hmmmmmmm, now did we really think this would last? Seriously? I must admit I kinda liked the girl, but this was no match made in heaven. I thought there was hope when she announced her pregancy (you know.....the old "have his baby, make him stay game), but then again................

maybe NOT!!!!!!!!

Usher, call me!!!,

Randi Astrid

Jess Alba Dumped Her Boo!

Just when I was starting to believe normal guys could pull Hollywood divas; Jessica Alba and her “just some dude” boyfriend, Cash Warren have split. Moving on Jess? Maybe we can help……Whose door should Jess kick down for her post- relationship, “what the fcuk was I thinking” fling?

A little coke will look great with that dress!

After less than two weeks away from the Promises rehab facility, Lindsay Lohan was arrested AGAIN, early Tuesday morning. This time she was charged with driving under the influence, and possession of cocaine. Come to think of it, she was booked on the same charges last week. In fact, haven’t Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, and Michelle Rodriguez all been arrested for the same shit in the past 6 months? Is this the new trend? Honeys, cocaine is nothing like leggings and cropped vests. While, they are all hugely regrettable, cocaine definitely takes the cake for this years biggest fashion mistake (trust me, white does not go with everything). Furthermore, ladies please……….next time you need a little publicity, be creative! Pull a Remy Ma and shoot your best friend


Hood Bitches Rule,
Randi Astrid

Nicky's gonna be a baby mama!

After much speculation and anticipation, I am pleased to announce that my most fav paparazzi princess, Nicole Richie, is preggers. How do I know? Cuz PEOPLE (a gossip girls bible) says so. Anyways, I’m so excited! No really. So, congrats to Nicole and her formerly pedophile, boy toy Joel Madden(he was Hill Duff’s boo when she was a pubescent, 14 year old). I’m sure Promises is building a nursery as we speak……………

Bella Gossip,

RanD