Just Say No To Drugs!

Crack is wack YO!!! Look at this fool, I'm never crazy over a yellow bone, but El DeBarge looks looney....oh I'm sorry it's just that crack coccaine that has a person believing they top sh!t with no teeth and a flat booty LOL (i hope he still has his teeth)!! Well, good luck to you buddy...2 years locked up....singing the girl-part hooks on DJ Quik's album.....watch yo a$$!

just a drug-free beLLa

sheLLz

Nicole and Harlow

Sooooooooo cute!!!! It made me smile this morning!!

Happy Hump Day!
Randi

Leave the waxing to me, boo!

"While I'm getting ready I like to relax with a drink – vodka and lemonade – and listen to some James Brown. Then I'll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed. I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black." -Diddy

Really Puff? Interesting.........I've never seen a male, waxed ummmmmmm.....area.

Slightly curious and a little worried,

Randi Astrid

In other news!!!

O.J. is a dumb ass........Hollywood Rag

Britney's ridiculous and I'd O.D. on her vicodin if I were her kid........................People

E.T.'s cousin, Rihanna, has been surgically altered (so has Ryan Gossling)...............D-Listed

America Ferrara killed the skinny bitches at the Emmy's...............................Stunning!

While, Alicia showed em' how it should be done
Now you know,

RanD

Shiloh who???

Just when we thought Angelina and Brad killed the game with their experiments in genetic perfection, Halle Berry is coming through packin' major heat. Ms. Berry has confirmed to Access Hollywood that she is, indeed, 3 months pregnant. I have heard a lot about two pretty people cancelling each other out, and creating fug ass offspring, to this I say...........................hell naw. This kid's the second coming! Real shit, there should be laws against people this stunning procreating.

Off to plan the shower,
Randi Astrid

In Sparkle News!!!!

Our favorite disco ball, Beyonce, has been threatened with prosecution by the Malaysian government. Apparently, the Asian country (along with Iraq, Sudan, and Afghanistan), is a member of the cover yo' ass or die coalition and is known for fining female acts who do not adhere to their strict rules for women. Gwen Stefani, and Fergie have had to rework shows and wardrobe for Malaysian performances, and Xtina skipped the oppressive nation altogether. If Beyonce is found guilty of violating Malaysian law, likely punishment could include caning (bein' whipped on yo' bare ass with a cain). I for one am praying for a nipple slip, or maybe B's pants will split while doing that tantrum dance during Deja Vu. In any case, a video of a half naked,Beyonce being spanked will be the sex tape of the decade. Move over Paris, Kim, and Jenna; B's about to kill the game!

Nas & Kelis on Fashion Rocks

This is my favorite couple, by far. I'm not gay, but I'd probably do both of em'. Sadly however, they like they're privacy and have chosen against the media whoredom of some other Hollywood couples, i.e. Sparkle and Hov. But, there is hope yet, I recently ran across this article in Fashion Rocks magazine and I hear they're filming a reality show for MTV. Let's just hope that the divorce bandit that is MTV Reality doesn't claim a new victim.

Do ya thing,

Randi Astrid

No Shit!

Usher and the old chick cancelled their Saturday afternoon wedding just hours before its scheduled start time. While no official reason was given for the cancellation, sources close to the couple told PEOPLE that Ushers' mothers disapproval, Tameka's recently uncovered criminal record, and whether to serve bar-b-que or catered cuisine were at issue (lmao at bar-b-que!!). Publicists for the couple would not comment on whether the two remained engaged or even together.

Hmmmmmmm, now did we really think this would last? Seriously? I must admit I kinda liked the girl, but this was no match made in heaven. I thought there was hope when she announced her pregancy (you know.....the old "have his baby, make him stay game), but then again................

maybe NOT!!!!!!!!

Usher, call me!!!,

Randi Astrid

A little coke will look great with that dress!

After less than two weeks away from the Promises rehab facility, Lindsay Lohan was arrested AGAIN, early Tuesday morning. This time she was charged with driving under the influence, and possession of cocaine. Come to think of it, she was booked on the same charges last week. In fact, haven’t Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, and Michelle Rodriguez all been arrested for the same shit in the past 6 months? Is this the new trend? Honeys, cocaine is nothing like leggings and cropped vests. While, they are all hugely regrettable, cocaine definitely takes the cake for this years biggest fashion mistake (trust me, white does not go with everything). Furthermore, ladies please……….next time you need a little publicity, be creative! Pull a Remy Ma and shoot your best friend


Hood Bitches Rule,
Randi Astrid