Shiloh who???

Just when we thought Angelina and Brad killed the game with their experiments in genetic perfection, Halle Berry is coming through packin' major heat. Ms. Berry has confirmed to Access Hollywood that she is, indeed, 3 months pregnant. I have heard a lot about two pretty people cancelling each other out, and creating fug ass offspring, to this I say...........................hell naw. This kid's the second coming! Real shit, there should be laws against people this stunning procreating.

Off to plan the shower,
Randi Astrid

Nicky's gonna be a baby mama!

After much speculation and anticipation, I am pleased to announce that my most fav paparazzi princess, Nicole Richie, is preggers. How do I know? Cuz PEOPLE (a gossip girls bible) says so. Anyways, I’m so excited! No really. So, congrats to Nicole and her formerly pedophile, boy toy Joel Madden(he was Hill Duff’s boo when she was a pubescent, 14 year old). I’m sure Promises is building a nursery as we speak……………

Bella Gossip,

RanD