Tuesday, August 28, 2007

You be illing..

Bella Love,
Erlinda Denise


Another reason to be on Fairfax and RSWD...Hundreds of course
This is such a yearbook pic....I am feeling a 10th grade crush coming on..
Bella Love,
Erlinda Denise

Monday, August 27, 2007

In Sparkle News!!!!

Our favorite disco ball, Beyonce, has been threatened with prosecution by the Malaysian government. Apparently, the Asian country (along with Iraq, Sudan, and Afghanistan), is a member of the cover yo' ass or die coalition and is known for fining female acts who do not adhere to their strict rules for women. Gwen Stefani, and Fergie have had to rework shows and wardrobe for Malaysian performances, and Xtina skipped the oppressive nation altogether. If Beyonce is found guilty of violating Malaysian law, likely punishment could include caning (bein' whipped on yo' bare ass with a cain). I for one am praying for a nipple slip, or maybe B's pants will split while doing that tantrum dance during Deja Vu. In any case, a video of a half naked,Beyonce being spanked will be the sex tape of the decade. Move over Paris, Kim, and Jenna; B's about to kill the game!

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Fall is near...Yummy

So for F07 Jeremy Scott has something major going w/ Fruition...

I could spend a day in his head and enjoy all the colors...

I need a cape!

ooohhh this has Care Bears all over it!

Bella Love,
Erlinda Denise

Friday, August 24, 2007

Nas & Kelis on Fashion Rocks

This is my favorite couple, by far. I'm not gay, but I'd probably do both of em'. Sadly however, they like they're privacy and have chosen against the media whoredom of some other Hollywood couples, i.e. Sparkle and Hov. But, there is hope yet, I recently ran across this article in Fashion Rocks magazine and I hear they're filming a reality show for MTV. Let's just hope that the divorce bandit that is MTV Reality doesn't claim a new victim.
Do ya thing,
Randi Astrid


I have a secret, there is someone who tops Vicky Beckam on my list of dope British exports. No shit. She's fly, talented and has two-toned hair.............She's M.I.A. Just in case you've been asleep in class, her new album, Kala, is out soon. It's super duper nuts (but, with this chick, that's a given). She's also doin' her thing in Bella Beats fav glossy, MissBehave. Here's a sneak peak (and listen) of both...............shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don't tell nobody. Kisses all around..........

And because youtube is on my effin nerves and won't let me paste the embeded video, here's the link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCFN1XwDOqE

I'll fly like a paper get high like planes Catch me at the border I got visas in my name If you come around here i'll make em all dayI'll get one done in a second if you wait,

Randi Astrid

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Why we should be in NY..

I don't even want to talk about it...I just want to be there...

Missing NY...

Bella Love,
Erlinda Denise

Wednesday, August 22, 2007


They're blessing us again.....don't u want 2 come out & play?!?! Bring ur lazy-late coming bums earlier that later...cause you know how small the Roxy is, but most important, J*DaVeY waits for no one.



Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Edie Sedgwick

I just watched Factory Girl..what a movie! I didn't really know Andy Warhol like that and this movie kind of made me hate him...but damn what a good movie...check it out and enjoy

Cazal back...lets see

Swagger teamed up w/ Cazal 858 to do what I think are some HOT glasses...check it out

Also came across a spot on LaBrea called Vintage Eyewear... cool spot and they also sell Cazals along with other HOTT glasses...120 S Labrea Ave...and no I am not getting shit for this I just love you guys and want to share what I find on the streets...

I know I know I am oh so nice :)

Bella Love,
Erlinda Denise

Thursday, August 16, 2007

VickY Is One Bad ChicK....U 2 Can Dress Like A Beckham!!!

Hey.....what can I say.....she's BeLLa-D out the game!!!!! She keeps her knickers on, she stays tip-toeing in the finest stilettos, and damn it- she BENDS it for real, for real, for Mr.Beckham...give me a sec...ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I'm focused!!!!!!

That Extra Half An Inch: Hair, Heels and Everything In Between -
Look for it this November.

with knickers on under my dress,
as always....beLLa LUV

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

A Man With Style...

So on a late night run to 7-11 I scooped up Complex Mag w/ a pretty mouth Cassie and a metro man Kanye on the covers.

oooohhhh Kanye let me count the ways. I must admit I hate when my man dresses better then me...but this damn Kanye is the MAN!
Some may question his sexuality but the way he rocks shit puts his style on another level...Please gentlemen don't hate on the wardrobe game take notes and if you ever find yourself in a baller situation PLEASE apply:

Bella Love,
Erlinda Denise

Jade ain't got no Apple Bottom!

Remember Jade from ANTM? Right, she was the bitch we all hated to love. Well, she recently signed with Apple Bottoms. I'm very happy for Jade, I mean Apple Bottoms is def a few step up from Chili's commercials (recall Mercedes). I particularly love the direction of this campaign..........Opposites Day! As black is to white, Jade is to Applebottom. I vote we call this this campaign "Paradox: Applebottoms on Flatbacks"

Tis is all,
Randi Astrid

Child Rebel Soldiers

In case you haven't heard already.......Kanye, Pharell and Lupe are doing an album together, like as a group. Crazy, right? These are three of my favs and this project is gonna turn hip hop on its head. So, enough with my rambling........

Your Welcome,
Randi Astrid

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Oz 07'!

Tell me these two don't look like they're from the Eastside of Munchkinland. Reppin Lollipop Guild fo' life!

Just a thought,

Randi Astrid

Sample Sale

Monday, August 13, 2007

Keira for Coco

Keira Knightley for Coco Chanel

Had to post this one. I'm not a huge Keira fan, but this is pretty hot. Glad they photoshopped some pounds on her skinny ass (they could have added a few more, but atleast we can't see ribs).

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Alexis Phifer...More Than Kanye's Fiancee...?...

She's been on his arm in every pix at recent events and her intro goes like this: Kanye's Fiancee, fashion designer, Alexis Phifer: and then that's it. So here's the bit of knowledge I can drop (which is lil).......LA Based...Went to FIDM...Has created "GHITA"...look below

Ummmm....it's nothing new....but that orange-sunburst will make a girl's complexion look nice.
Kanye's her best cheerleader, let's see what he does for promotion = )

sheLLy nicoLe~

Friday, August 10, 2007

Bynes new line???

I love to see women on their hustle, diversifying their ventures and raking in the cash. I will not however, stand for one more talentless flub calling themselves a "designer". This is Amanda Bynes at a showing for her new fashion line. C'mon, this is horrible....... hire some talent, Mandy!

Randi Astrid

Party Time

Thursday, August 9, 2007

Lauryn Hill : Playing The Role Of...


'The Scarecrow'

'Oprah' or 'Harpo' ps...not trying 2 be funny


Ok...for real, I'm scared! Ms. Hill, what's wrong baby??????.....and what's next?!

I'm not positive, but maybe the lesson for today is.......SAY NO TO DRUGS!!. I feel bad putting that under her, buttttttttttt--
well, you be the judge.
:no to MARLEY's or no to DRUGS: VOTE NOW!!!!

Praying for a sista & sending beLLa LUV,
sheLLy nicoLe~

Beyonce, Beyonce, Beyonce! (in my best Jan Brady voice)

While Kelly was busy NOT selling albums, Beyonce was off securing yet another spokesdiva gig. I don't know how these two stay friends, everytime Kell-dog tries to get her shine on, Beyonce comes through wearing disco balls and shit. I mean, dag, can a girl get her 5 minutes already? Anyways, this is B's new Emperio Armani Diamonds Perfume add. Bout' time, at least now she has a reason for wearing rhinestones all the damn time!

Lil' light skin,
Randi Astrid

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

A little sumthin' for my dudes......

If you rock those, you're guaranteed that ass. For real...... a little nerdy, a lot hot, doesn't get much better. Optimus Prime Nikes are definately winning1

Hello Kitty as punishment...I DON'T THINK SO!

So the Thai police announced on Monday my dear friend Hello Kitty will be used to punish there bad popo's. Police who are found guilty of conducting "inappropriate" behaviour will have to rock a bright pink Hello Kitty arm band....aaawwww thats so cute...

I personally am a big fan of Hello Kitty..so lets take this time to look at other oh so cute Hello Kitty items:

Hello Kitty Flowers!!

Tarina Tarantino

Kimora checking her Hello Kitty paper...

Bella Love,
Erlinda Denise

Sneak Peak: Jill Scoot

So, Ms. Scott has a new album coming out. She put together a sampler......wanna here it, here it goes. I'm feeling it, let me know what you think

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

I love new kicks!

Fun Fact About Me: I've often been called the Ghetto Fab Punky Brewster (trust me, it fits). I think my disposition toward bright colors and funky styles have secured a special place in my heart for my girl, Punky and everything she wore. I suppose that is why I adore the Reebok Freestyles so completely. This year marks the 25th anniversary of my favorite kick and Reebok is commemorating the event with an amazing customization site. I customized a pair this a.m. and can't wait to rock em'. Cop yours here!!!

Your GFPB,
Randi Astrid

Gwynn graces W!

I'm sorry, did I miss something? But, is Gwyneth Paltrow morphing into Sienna Miller? Or, maybe Twiggy? In any case, Gwynn is beautiful, I just can't grasp why anyone would purposely try to make her look any different. Don't get me wrong, this picture is fierce, it's just not her. The make up is amzing, styling and artistic direction are both fabulous, but I prefer when Gwyneth looks like Gwyneth!

Sunday, August 5, 2007

Usher got married......

They got married, blah, blah, blah. I'm sure it was lovely, blah, blah, blah. I'm over it, blah, blah, blah......

Saturday, August 4, 2007

Mena pulled a Brit!

I personally like the buzz cut, particularly when someone rocks it a la Natalie Portman, Meshell Ndegeocello or Demi Moore. What do you think? Can Mena make this cut her own or is she doomed to shudder behind her hood? Let us know

Friday, August 3, 2007

It's burning my eyes!!!!

Who styled this cover and do they still have a job???

X-GAMES are NUTS!!!!!

I was actually there when this happened. This dude is crazy gangsta! The first stunt he did had never been made before in competition. That shit was crazy to watch. It was magic, I swear! Then, he fell from 50 feet and got up and walked away. I swear folks were crying when he fell. This guy is super human!

Jake Brown is def my new hero!! Besides that the X-Games are uber dope, I mean the best sporting event ever. If you are in the L.A. area, get to Staples Center today or tomorrow and witness the madness! Oh, also......these skater dudes are major hotties!

Off to buy a board,
Randi Astrid

Baaaad Bi%*@ Alert!!!!

Eddie's exes, Nicole and Mel B. (former Spice Girl), did lunch at Ivy resteraunt in WeHo yesterday. The whole thing was quite a production. Come on, who goes to lunch looking this fab (even the kids look stylish)? These ladies are def bellas after my own heart; Not only are they putting that fool on notice, but they're doing it in high style. Eat your heart out Eddie. And to his new fiance', Tracy, keep poppin those pills girl (your boo is paying for 6 kids as is!).
Cheers, to paternity suits and child support!!!
Randi Astrid

Thursday, August 2, 2007

Kat DeLuna


Now I don't really know this chick, apparently she sings some song called "Wind it up" (i think). In any case........she's a hot mess!! What the hell was she thinking??? Her roots are growing out, make up sucks, and her dress (I use that term loosely) looks like a super hero costume gone wrong. Oh, and let's not talk about the shoes! This is quite possibly one of the most hideous ensembles I've seen, ever.

We see you MK!

This skinny hoe makes my day! Seriously, her and her sister are so stylishly daring. I heart them! This fit is actually pretty low-key for Mary-Kate, but hot nontheless. BTW, if you love her shirt as much as I do, you can find them at American Apparel for only $18.

I hereby nominate MK as a Bella B^$&*!!!!

Randi Astrid