Our favorite disco ball, Beyonce, has been threatened with prosecution by the Malaysian government. Apparently, the Asian country (along with Iraq, Sudan, and Afghanistan), is a member of the cover yo' ass or die coalition and is known for fining female acts who do not adhere to their strict rules for women. Gwen Stefani, and Fergie have had to rework shows and wardrobe for Malaysian performances, and Xtina skipped the oppressive nation altogether. If Beyonce is found guilty of violating Malaysian law, likely punishment could include caning (bein' whipped on yo' bare ass with a cain). I for one am praying for a nipple slip, or maybe B's pants will split while doing that tantrum dance during Deja Vu. In any case, a video of a half naked,Beyonce being spanked will be the sex tape of the decade. Move over Paris, Kim, and Jenna; B's about to kill the game!
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